Most Outrageous As Seen on TV Gift Ideas

As Seen On TV products are built to solve problems we never seem to anticipate. But sometimes, we might need to squint in order to see the problem an As Seen On TV product was designed to solve.

With the holiday season approaching, we’ve compiled a few of our favorite As Seen On TV products. If your loved ones are always concerned about eggs, staying warm, or bathroom night-lights, read on for our holiday gift picks.

Saucemoto Dip Clip

Do you regularly drive your car off a cliff every time you snack on nuggets while trying to reach for a dip container? The Saucemoto Dip Clip is here to solve your problem.

The plastic sauce container holder features an adjustable clip that mounts onto your car’s air vent. Once the clip is in place, it’ll securely hold anything from ketchup to Polynesian sauce containers.

Shake N Egg

If you subscribe to the idea that the market is a reflection of the problems people have, we’re concerned about how concerned people are about their eggs. People need help boiling, peeling, or scrambling their eggs, along with whatever an Egg Tube is.

Stretch Go Belt

The Stretch Go Belt is an elastic belt that features expandable pouches for storing your wallet, phone, passport, or other personal items. Relatedly, we’d like to point out that fanny packs are hip now! GQ even wrote them up, and they’re calling them “crossbody bags” to boot.

ELAINREN Large Spaceman Plush

This post is mostly an excuse to bring up that viral post about the Amazon stuffed bear with human-sized legs. Your mileage will vary depending on if your child thinks the spaceman’s elongated human-sized torso is “cute” or “vaguely unnerving”:

Fomoom Oversized Blanket Hoodie

With winter on the horizon, we emphatically endorse pro-cozy sweatshirts and the arms race in the Oversized Blankie Hoodie space.

To illustrate, we’ve got a regular oversized blanket hoodie:

But can we get large? You bet your sweet ass we can.

Even larger? LARGER!

Bacon Bonanza Copper Bacon Rack

This gift guide is prepared to take a controversial—but overdue—stance regarding the breakfast meat discourse. Bacon’s perfectly fine, and if you splurge for the $10 packs that have fancy brown-sugar or pepper seasonings, it’ll be even better.

But my fellow Americans! There are more breakfast meats besides bacon—you’ve got your breakfast sausage and sausage patties, and if you’re in the right part of the country, you might be able to snag some scrapple or country ham. Bacon’s good, but all we’re asking is to diversify your breakfast diet a little bit.

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