Randy Harward
CableTV.com Senior Staff Writer Randy Harward’s music and entertainment scribbles has appeared in HARP, Guitar World, Blurt, Salt Lake City Weekly, Salt Lake Magazine, and dozens of other publications since 1998. He watches tons of horror films for work (and also for fun). Randy also enjoys other movies, books, burritos, disc golf, guitars, tarantulas, and cats.
The Best Cannibal Movies—with Meal-Pairing Suggestions!
by Randy Harward | Sep 29, 2023 | Best Of, Entertainment
Have you acquired a taste for cannibal movies? We’ve rounded up 11 of the best cannibal movies for your cannibal movie night, plus meal pairing suggestions—‘cause cannibal movie night is for foodies. Bon appetit!
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CableTV.com Horror Trivia Contest
by Randy Harward | Sep 29, 2023 | Entertainment
Hey, there! Welcome to CableTV.com’s Kill Room, where you must correctly answer one horror trivia question daily on our X (formerly Twitter) account during our October #Bloodstream promotion. Incorrect replies will cost you a finger, a toe, or worse. (Note from Legal: Clarification of joke needed.) This is absolutely not a joke! We’ve ordered bolt [...]
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15 ’80s Horror Movies to Stream
by Randy Harward | Sep 29, 2023 | Entertainment
We’ve compiled a list of 15 classic ‘80s horror movies to get you started. Each recommended film has auto-updating links telling you which streaming services have them available to stream, rent, or buy. Also, since we’re confident you’ll love ‘80s horror movies, we’re including dozens more recommendations for further viewing.
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7 Best Halloween TV Episodes for 2023
by Randy Harward | Sep 20, 2023 | Best Of, Entertainment
TV Halloween episodes and specials herald the arrival of America’s three-headed holiday season, where we get super happy, super spendy, and super hungry before a long, dark winter. To help jump-start the season, we’re recommending five of the best Halloween episodes of TV shows like The Simpsons, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, The Office, and Freaks and Geeks.
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How to Watch the Evil Dead Movies in Order
by Randy Harward | Sep 15, 2023 | Entertainment
Here’s how stream, rent, or buy the Evil Dead movies—including Evil Dead Rise, director Lee Cronin’s groovy take on Sam Raimi’s cult-favorite horror franchise.
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Best New Horror Movies of 2023 (So Far)
by Randy Harward | Sep 15, 2023 | Entertainment
At CableTV.com, we consume horror movies like big handfuls of popcorn or, if you prefer, great big globs of greasy, slimy neighbor guts. In this guide, we tell you about six of the best horror movies of 2023 so far (and sneak in a pick from late 2022). They’re numbered for navigation—we’ll save the ranking for the end-of-year list.
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12 of the Scariest Horror Movies to Stream Now
by Randy Harward | Sep 15, 2023 | Entertainment
We recommend a dreadful dozen of the scariest movies ever and note which streaming services have them. And, as always, we list scores more of the scariest movies because, for some of us, a dozen ain’t enough.
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The 11 Nastiest Movies on Tubi
by Randy Harward | Sep 14, 2023 | Entertainment
Hey, gorehounds: Tubi has some gnarly, nasty horror movies—ones that redefine “hard to watch”—and you can stream them for free. Here are 11 of the nastiest sick flicks on Tubi. Watching them is entirely your decision, so don’t send us your therapy bills if you do.
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How to Watch the A Nightmare on Elm Street Movies in Order
by Randy Harward | Sep 12, 2023 | Entertainment
The fedora-clad, dream-dwelling slasher Freddy Krueger feeds off your fear, but we think he might leave you alone if you stay up late watching his movies. To help you test our hunch, here’s how to stream all nine A Nightmare on Elm Street movies in order (short answer: Max). We can’t guarantee it’ll work, but it (usually) doesn’t hurt to try.
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4 Korean Horror Movies to Stream Now
by Randy Harward | Aug 25, 2023 | Entertainment
So you’re looking for Korean horror movies? We have four recommendations for you: A revenge flick, a creature feature, a zombie movie, and an extra-large creepshow with everything—including the power to mess you up for life.
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