New on TV this week
This week’s What To Watch picks include two series premieres (Laid, Beast Games), holiday specials (The Simpsons, Barry Manilow, Saturday Night Live), the NBA Cup Championship, and stand-up comedy specials from Ronny Chieng and Ilana Glazer. Let’s hit the couch!
New on Netflix this week
Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It | Netflix | Stand-up comedy
Special, Tuesday, December 17: The Daily Show senior correspondent and sometimes host gets personal in his second Netflix comedy special. In a bit about in-vitro fertilization (IVF), Chieng laments trying to do his part of the procedure in a hospital—and on demand. “I’m sorry for not being a sex offender where I can just j**k off as people are dying above me and below me!” Filmed over five nights in Honolulu, the special also contains jokes about politics (natch, given his Daily Show gig), older generations, and being a man on the internet.
New on Disney+ this week
The Simpsons: O C’mon All Ye Faithful | Disney+ | Animation, holiday
Special, Tuesday, December 17: In this very special double-episode (exclusive to Disney+), mentalist Derren Brown hypnotizes Homer, who then believes himself to be Santa Claus, setting off “a cheery chain-reaction and causes everyone to question what they believe and to explore the meaning of ‘miracle.’” The episode also features music from Patti LaBelle and Pentatonix, and it airs on the 35th anniversary of the first The Simpsons holiday special (a blast from Christmas past).
New on ABC this week
NBA Cup Championship | ABC | Live basketball
Special, Tuesday, December 17, 8:30 p.m. ET: The 2024 NBA Cup tournament culminates tonight with this championship game, but who will face off? As of writing, the NBA Cup Semifinals haven’t happened, so four teams remain in the running. So tonight’s game will feature the winners of the Hawks vs. Bucks and Rockets vs. Thunder games happening on Saturday, December 14. For more information, check out our guide, “How to Watch the NBA Cup.”
New on NBC this week
A Saturday Night Live Christmas | NBC | Comedy
Special, Wednesday, December 18, 9 p.m. ET: Like last month’s A Saturday Night Live Thanksgiving, this Christmas special features memorable and viral sketches from SNL’s 50 seasons. NBC keeps the sketches to itself until air time, so we’ll have to be surprised. But we’re really hoping for an appearance from Bobby Moynihan’s Drunk Uncle (see clip) or Sump’n Claus, and maybe we’ll get to hear that warm, fuzzy Christmas chestnut, “D*** in a Box.” If you can’t watch tonight, an encore presentation airs on Monday, December 23, at 8 p.m. ET.
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New on Peacock this week
Laid | Peacock | Rom-sitcom
Series premiere, Thursday, December 19: Nahnatchka Khan and Sally Bradford McKenna (Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23) are calling their new series “a f**cked-up rom-com.” How f**ked-up is it? Our heroine, Ruby (Stephanie Hsu, Everything Everywhere All at Once), learns that her former hookups and boyfriends have been dying under mysterious circumstances. That is pretty messed up—almost like some It Follows stuff. We can see the humor in it, though, especially when “Whatever happened to that one guy you slept with?” has the same disturbing answer.
New on NBC this week
Barry Manilow’s A Very Barry Christmas| NBC | Music
Special, Thursday, December 19, 10 p.m. ET: If you don’t like Barry Manilow, maybe you’re just afraid to admit you do. I get it—soft cheese ain’t for everyone—but you might like it if you give it a chance. Last year’s special was half Barry’s hits and half new arrangements of Christmas classics. We don’t know what the man(-ilow) has in store this year, but we’re totally hopin’ to see Santa and Barry strutting to specially arranged hit/holiday hybrids like “Ho-Ho-Hopacabana” or waxing wistful on, say, “Mandy (Cane).”
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New on Prime Video this week
Beast Games | Amazon Prime Video | Reality competition
Series premiere, Thursday, December 19: A game show with 1,000 contestants? Yeah, that sounds like YouTube juggernaut MrBeast. A $5 million grand prize? That checks out, too. So does what contestants are subjected to win the money during this weekly reality competition: “… compete in nail-biting, physical, mental, and social challenges.” That sounds like great TV to us, but rumors of wild legal agreements and rug-pulling have plagued the production. If none of that uncharacteristic-for-MrBeast stuff bothers you, you can sign up to be notified when contestant applications reopen.
New on Hulu this week
Ilana Glazer: Human Magic | Hulu | Stand-up comedy
Special, Friday, December 20: Ilana Glazer’s (Broad City) first stand-up special since 2020’s The Planet Is Burning deals with “life’s down and dirty truths, from painfully awkward high school years to navigating parenthood as a stoner mom.” It’s from that last experience that Glazer got the special’s title. Recounting the birth of their daughter, Glazer says, “And when she laid on my chest, I said those three magic words: Holy f**king shit! Human magic!”
New movie releases available to rent/buy on VOD this week
The Little Mermaid (2024)
Does curiosity also kill couch potatoes? If so, I’m a dead man walking. I can’t resist childhood-ruining horror movies, whether they’re about Winnie the Pooh, the Banana Splits, or—although it wasn’t my cup of seawater—The Little Mermaid. Overall quality aside, they obliterate the innocence of the original and corrupt it with violence and, in this case, S-E-X. Call me a sicko, but I’m here for this underwater succubus who seduces men only to gobble ‘em up and then (I assume) bury the bodies under the sea!
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