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What To Watch This Week: Stream Our Top 7 TV and Movie Picks (Dec. 8–14)

Entertainment writer Randy Harward recommends the best shows, movies, and more on TV this week, including Sarah Squirm: Live + In the Flesh, The Carpenter’s Son, Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, and Little Disasters.

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A collage of images from Sarah Squirm: Live + In the Flesh, The Carpenter’s Son, Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, and Little Disasters, movies and shows covered in CableTV.com’s What to Watch This Week column for Dec. 8–14.
Clockwise from left: Sarah Squirm: Live + In the Flesh (Greg Endries/HBO), The Carpenter’s Son (Magnolia Pictures), Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (Netflix), and Little Disasters (Paramount+).

New on TV this week

This week’s “What To Watch” picks include the first standup special from SNL’s Sarah Sherman (Sarah Squirm: Live + In the Flesh on HBO), a Jesus-based horror film starring Nicolas Cage (The Carpenter’s Son on VOD), and Rian Johnson’s third Knives Out mystery (Wake Up Dead Man on Netflix).

We also recommend a documentary on political cartoonist Pat Oliphant (VOD), the Rowan Atkinson comedy series Man vs. Baby (Netflix), a thriller starring Diane Kruger (Paramount+), and the new Joe Bob Brigss holiday special (Shudder). Let’s hit the couch!

Night owl? Peep what’s on late-night TV this week.

New on VOD this week

A Savage Art: The Life & Cartoons of Pat Oliphant | Prime Video (VOD) | Documentary

Movie, Tuesday, Dec. 9: Ever wonder about the person behind those hard-hitting, laser-accurate political cartoons in the newspaper? The prolific, non-partisan pen belongs to Australian-American cartoonist Pat Oliphant, whose work spans 50 years and ten U.S. presidents. This doc chronicles Oliphant’s career while also providing “a concise history of political cartoons, illustrating their significance and influence on Pat and other cartoonists.”

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New on Paramount+ this week

Little Disasters | Paramount+ | Thriller

Limited series premiere, Thursday, Dec. 11: Author Sarah Vaughan’s (The Anatomy of a Scandal) novel of the same name is the basis for this six-part thriller starring Diane Kruger (Inglorious Basterds). Kruger plays one of four close friends in a mothers’ group. When one of the women must report another for suspected child abuse, it has a ripple effect through all four of their lives, potentially destroying them all. Jo Joyner (The Wives), Shelly Conn (Gen V), and Emily Taafe (The Rising) also star.

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New on Netflix this week

Man vs. Baby | Netflix | Comedy

Series premiere, Thursday, Dec. 11: Were you hoping this was an action movie where a father must battle his own infant offspring? Sigh. Me too. Alas, this four-episode series stars Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean!) as a man who finds himself caring for a baby abandoned at a school’s nativity play during the holidays. So we’re not getting adult-on-baby violence, but we are getting slapstick comedy. All episodes stream today.

New on Shudder this week

The Last Drive-In: Joe Bob’s Cold Cruel Christmas | AMC+, Shudder | Horror double feature

Movie double feature, Friday, Dec. 12, 9:00 p.m. ET: Joe Bob Briggs ain’t just for Halloween. In fact, this is the erudite drive-in denizen and journalist’s fifth overall Xmas special, and they’re just as fun as his Halloween (or Valentine’s Day) romps. As usual, Shudder hasn’t revealed the two festive flicks that’ll screen with this special, but we’re used to that by now—and Joe Bob’s quality control is top-notch. Also, surprises are a big part of Christmas. Here’s what Shudder’s willin’ to tell us right now: “Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl are once again possessed by the Christmas spirit, hosting a double-feature of snowy slashers for Joe Bob’s Cold Cruel Christmas- an unholy night full of frozen fear, cold-blooded kills, and the return of their annual charity drive.”

New on HBO and HBO Max this week

Sarah Squirm: Live + In the Flesh | HBO, HBO Max | Stand-up comedy

Movie, Friday, Dec. 12, 9:00 p.m. ET: “This is what therapy three times a week looks like,” Sarah Squirm says in the trailer for her first standup special. “It’s not working!” The SNL cast member (aka Sarah Sherman) has certainly carved herself a niche with her deliriously loony “body-horror comedy,” which goes nicely with her wiggly name. Here’s how HBO describes Squirm’s work: “The comedian rips off the straitjacket, unleashing a festering and hilarious hour of bodily fluids, open-wound confessionals, and jokes that will leave scars on your soul.” Let’s hear it for ineffective psychotherapy!

New on Netflix this week

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery | Netflix | Comedy, drama, mystery

Movie, Friday, Dec. 12: Did you love the all-star mansion murder mysteries Knives Out and Glass Onion? This is the third and final Rian Johnson penned-and-directed whodunnit in the series, where private detective Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) untangles a knotty, intriguing case. As popular and well-reviewed as these films are, it’s hard to believe there won’t be more. But three is all Netflix has ordered for now. The ensemble cast for what Netflix calls Blanc’s “most dangerous case yet” includes Glenn Close, Jereme Renner, Mila Kunis, Josh Brolin, Cailee Spaeny, Kerry Washington, and more.

New movie releases available to rent/buy on VOD this week

The Carpenter’s Son (2025) | Horror

Yes, the title of this horror film from Lotfy Nathan does allude to Jesus. And, yes, the weird ‘n’ gifted Nicolas Cage plays Joseph (there must be a Wicker Man joke in there somewhere) and multi-hyphenate FKA Twigs plays Mary. Also, Jesus is portrayed as a fallible human with the potential for sin, and possibly a monster himself. Not surprisingly, The Carpenter’s Son has only a 33% rating on Rotten Tomatoes right now, with The Guardian calling it “a bafflingly acted and messily made bore.” Culty, controversial as hell, and potentially so bad it’s good? That, to me, makes it a must-see. You can rent The Carpenter’s Son from video-on-demand (VOD) outlets like Prime Video, Google Movies & TV, and Fandango at Home (formerly VUDU) as of Tuesday, Dec. 9.

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